Wait, What Year Is It?
In this meme, Robin Williams' character is desperate to get his bearings after being trapped in Jumanji for decades (which is how dance moms feel after an extended competition weekend).
The Waiting Game
When conventions don't offer observer bands, dance moms find themselves with a ton of free time on their hands! In this meme, Keanu assumes the posture of a purposeless dance mom as she waits for classes to…
Before and After
Being a dance mom ages you, especially on competition weekend! This Jennifer Aniston meme shows the before and after effects!
Welcome to the Circus
Helping a new dance mom learn the ropes is a bit like showing a new clown around a circus.
The Great Debate
Let's face it - some dance convention wear looks like swimwear. Maybe this is a case where both parties are right...?
It’s Just a Coating
December 16, 2020 Note – I originally created this meme about a year and a half ago – rehearsals were scheduled for a snowy day, and I was anxiously waiting to hear if they would be called…
Earth, Wind, and Fire
During my girls’ first competition season, they only had one routine they were performing all year (until the recital). I remember lamenting, back then, about how the white of the Dorothy (Wizard of Oz) costume was getting…
It’s Going Down
When you catch a mom from another studio recording your school's routine, Mama Bear might come out and start a dirty street brawl. In this funny meme, we know it's about to go down...
It’s a Dirty Job
Even if she has a stomach of steel, there are some chores that even the most seasoned, experienced mom just does not want to touch. Sure, we can plunge our bare hand into the sink to grab…
Pandora’s Box
Even though our skin might crawl at the thought, there are times when we need to dive into our dancer's bag to help them find a missing item. This is what you'll find...