The Memes!
The stuff that started it all! Back in January of 2019, I started creating and sharing memes on my Facebook page. Little did I know how many times they would be shared! Check here for the latest.
This HAS to be a joke…
I get it – not everything in life makes sense. For example, why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? These and other deep questions will continue to plague us for all eternity.…
Yeah, that’s not what I meant…
Under normal circumstances, my girls’ bedroom is a disgrace. When we’re rushing around during the normal year (school, dance, etc.), they don’t really have a lot of time at home to invest into organizing and straightening everything…
Can’t I just buy one then?
The Captain’s got a point, kids. Okay, we get it – you’re only turning on one leg at a time, so you might just need the one shoe at that moment. But don’t you realize that you…
It Means What?!
This meme first appeared on my Facebook page on March 21, 2019. Back in high school (much further back than I care to acknowledge), a friend of mine was taking French as her foreign language. We were…
Grand Entrance
Ah, the feeling of stepping through those doors once again! As dance studios across the country begin to reopen, be prepared for the dancers to make their entrances a little “extra”! Let them have their moment –…
Hold Your Nose
This meme was originally published on my Facebook page on September 19, 2019. You’ve been in one of these scenarios before (or if you’re a new dance parent, you would be wise to prepare yourself for both):…
Should I? Just one more?
So you’ve scoured the dance mom groups on Facebook, checked with your studio owner, interrogated your dance mom friends, and searched the Internet for the latest virtual dance competitions (you want to get bang for your buck…
See No Evil
The Bank Account Back when I was a wife, my then-husband and I would argue about a host of things during our marriage (as do most couples). Whose turn it was to take out the trash, why…
How about now? Now? What about now?
Some states have begun to loosen their post-pandemic restrictions, and a small percentage of dance studios have already re-opened their doors. For those of us living in areas with tighter guidelines, the wait is agonizing! Our dancers…
Site Stalkers
When I created this meme in 2019 and posted it to my Facebook page, my intent was to describe how persistent we dance moms were in scouring the sites to find upcoming competition and convention schedules. In…
