She Works Hard for the Money
Years ago, when I coached a Pop Warner dance team, it cost about $100 per dancer to participate for the year. Yep, that was it. The registration fee was about $55, and you would need to buy…
Does That Amuse You?
This meme was first published on my Facebook page on May 19, 2019. Most families have children that are involved in sports with finite, distinguishable seasons. Soccer in fall, baseball in spring, etc. If their child plays…
Don’t worry, I slowed down
Listen, I love my kids – we all do! But being stuck inside with them for about three thousand months is too much for even the most dedicated parent to take. Between homeschooling, meals (and can I…
Site Stalkers
When I created this meme in 2019 and posted it to my Facebook page, my intent was to describe how persistent we dance moms were in scouring the sites to find upcoming competition and convention schedules. In…
Happy May Day!
Kids practice the 6-foot apart rule while they practice the may pole dance.
Germs? Ain’t nobody got time for that…
Believe it or not, this meme was created before the time of coronavirus! Dance moms want to protect their kids from getting sick, and will do almost anything to keep them healthy. I wonder if these hazmat…
