Dance Moms: Expectation vs. Reality
While the cast of Dance Moms always looked perfectly made up, real dance moms might look...otherwise! Here, I explain how I learned a valuable lesson.
Decisions, Decisions
Don't sweat the small stuff - unless it's a big deal! Picking a competition bag can be one of a new dance mom's toughest choices to make in this meme.
Is Competitive Dance A Sport?
Is competitive dance a sport, more of an art form, or something else entirely? Here, I analyze where it falls on the scale (in my humble opinion).
Hope for the Best, Prepare for the Worst
When your child auditions or tries out for a team, waiting for the results can be the hardest part. Prepare yourself for either outcome!
Not So Fast, Moms
Dreaming of your family's upcoming summer plans? If your kids are in extracurriculars, you can forget it! Leonardo gives us a classic "oh, you think so?" moment in this dance mom meme.
Think Happy Thoughts
Before you lash out at your back-talkin' child, take a look at this meme, channel your inner Rafiki, and think happy thoughts!
All That Glitters
Glitter was fun when we were kids. But as a mother that has to get it off the floor (and out of her kids' eyes), glitter and I now have a love-hate relationship in this meme.
The Art of the Quick Change
Like Ted Stryker from Airplane!, dance moms tend to get a little moist (ew) during quick changes! Share this meme with your fellow dance moms ;)
Crossing The Finish Line
In this meme, dance moms collapse after crossing the finish line of a long, exhausting competition season! Time to nap...
Wait, What Year Is It?
In this meme, Robin Williams' character is desperate to get his bearings after being trapped in Jumanji for decades (which is how dance moms feel after an extended competition weekend).
