It’s Going Down
When you catch a mom from another studio recording your school's routine, Mama Bear might come out and start a dirty street brawl. In this funny meme, we know it's about to go down...
Feelin’ Cute…
This post was originally published on my Facebook page on May 2, 2019. On the morning of an important performance, many dance (and cheer) moms wake up with a pit of dread in their stomachs. While they…
Don’t worry, I slowed down
Listen, I love my kids – we all do! But being stuck inside with them for about three thousand months is too much for even the most dedicated parent to take. Between homeschooling, meals (and can I…
Diamond, Platinum, 5-Stars, Oh My!
Originally published on my Facebook page on March 3, 2019. When I coached Pop Warner and high school dance, things were so simple. The teams were grouped by ages (for Pop Warner, our 12-15 year-old team were…
This HAS to be a joke…
I get it – not everything in life makes sense. For example, why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? These and other deep questions will continue to plague us for all eternity.…
It Means What?!
This meme first appeared on my Facebook page on March 21, 2019. Back in high school (much further back than I care to acknowledge), a friend of mine was taking French as her foreign language. We were…
“It’s cool if I join you guys, right?”
If you’re looking to embarrass your children in ways they could have never dreamed, jump into a virtual class with them! It won’t make them cringe in humiliation AT ALL! Just be sure to do some stretching…
Germs? Ain’t nobody got time for that…
Believe it or not, this meme was created before the time of coronavirus! Dance moms want to protect their kids from getting sick, and will do almost anything to keep them healthy. I wonder if these hazmat…
Wait for it…
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Feelin’ the pain…
*I originally posted this meme on the blog on April 9, 2020. Now that the year has officially concluded, it’s a good time to reflect on 2020 as a whole, and how it affected the competitive dance…
