The Memes!
The stuff that started it all! Back in January of 2019, I started creating and sharing memes on my Facebook page. Little did I know how many times they would be shared! Check here for the latest.
“It’s cool if I join you guys, right?”
If you’re looking to embarrass your children in ways they could have never dreamed, jump into a virtual class with them! It won’t make them cringe in humiliation AT ALL! Just be sure to do some stretching…
Missing my DANCE MOM TRIBE!
It’s been said that you don’t truly appreciate how much something means to you until it’s gone. That’s certainly the case when it comes to fellow dance moms!
“Gracefully and grandly…”
If you want your self-esteem to be instantly and irrevocably diminished, take a virtual dance class alongside your child! I now know how awkward and miserable Marla Hooch felt during her movement lessons in A League of…
Desperation…
Having been at home for the past two decades (okay, maybe it’s just two months), hearing how some states are beginning to reopen is sparking the flame of hope in competitive dance families everywhere. Will we or…
Happy Mother’s Day!
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No, we’re not okay!
Whether it’s dance, soccer, baseball, theater, or underwater basket weaving, we parents take pride in watching our kids embrace their passion. Being unable to engage in these activities is taking a toll on all of us. I…
The stress of coordinating the virtual dance schedule…
I’d have an easier time herding cats than keeping up with the Facebook Lives, Instagram Lives, YouTube info, and Zoom links. I can understand why he needs a cigarette. And we’re gonna need a LOT more string!
Might as well…
Since we’ve got some downtime from dance season, we might as well take a page from Anna’s book. Too bad you can’t stock up on sleep like canned goods…
Happy May Day!
Kids practice the 6-foot apart rule while they practice the may pole dance.
Germs? Ain’t nobody got time for that…
Believe it or not, this meme was created before the time of coronavirus! Dance moms want to protect their kids from getting sick, and will do almost anything to keep them healthy. I wonder if these hazmat…
