The Memes!
The stuff that started it all! Back in January of 2019, I started creating and sharing memes on my Facebook page. Little did I know how many times they would be shared! Check here for the latest.
No Beginning, No End
In the world of competitive dance, there really is no "off season." This picture captures the endless nature of this activity.
Whatever You Do, Don’t Stop
It’s really not funny, but if we don’t laugh at some of the nonsense we’ve had to endure in 2020, we’ll go even crazier than we already are. Like every dance family across the globe, our competition…
I Feel So Used…
This meme was first published on my Facebook page on May 14, 2019. Competition season is a cruel mistress. She demands every ounce of your attention, effort, and money for most of the calendar year, and you…
Gotta Cover ALL the Bases
With COVID cases rising and falling like the tides, one never knows if upcoming dance events will go on as planned or canceled. Gather all of your lucky charms and pray to a higher power!
Priorities, People!
When my doctor told me I needed an important surgery done quickly, I had to explain how it would have to wait because it was dance competition season. Read the story that inspired this funny meme.
Buyer’s Remorse
Before buying a summer pass for amusement parks, beaches, and more, carefully consider how much time you're going to have in between dance commitments!
Tax Deductions
This meme originally appeared on my Facebook page on April 18, 2019. Update for 2021: Yay! We finally have competition entry fees to deduct! PS – But seriously, don’t do that; you will probably get audited. July…
Don’t worry, I slowed down
Listen, I love my kids – we all do! But being stuck inside with them for about three thousand months is too much for even the most dedicated parent to take. Between homeschooling, meals (and can I…
Diamond, Platinum, 5-Stars, Oh My!
Originally published on my Facebook page on March 3, 2019. When I coached Pop Warner and high school dance, things were so simple. The teams were grouped by ages (for Pop Warner, our 12-15 year-old team were…
Your Dance Gang Name
Just for kicks and giggles… Everyone needs an alias – let yours show your dance attitude! Be sure to COMMENT at the bottom with your DANCE GANG NAME, and SHARE with your dance friends! So, what’s your…
