The Captain’s got a point, kids. Okay, we get it – you’re only turning on one leg at a time, so you might just need the one shoe at that moment. But don’t you realize that you are more likely to LOSE the OTHER SHOE if you’re not wearing them at the same time (or at least keeping them in close proximity to one another)? Seriously, if you’re just going to wear the one shoe, can’t I just buy ONE at a time? After all, you go through those things like paper products.
